tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-214133512024-03-18T10:48:48.690+01:00Roundhouse Kicks<center>Il sito italiano ufficiale sui Chuck Norris Facts.<br>
A cura di Mist e Dietnam</center>Chuck Norrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00125129598729242377noreply@blogger.comBlogger5312125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21413351.post-79231163644068102712021-11-24T23:26:00.001+01:002021-11-24T23:26:02.306+01:00<p><b> Le bottigliette d' acqua plastic free di Chuck Norris, hanno il recipiente composto di acqua</b> (spedita da Skhammy) </p>Misthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05780217455817025733noreply@blogger.com239tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21413351.post-68770866679413223502021-05-06T17:51:00.001+02:002021-05-06T17:51:04.736+02:00<p> <span style="background-color: white; color: #202020; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Chuck Norris può sterminare gli asteroidi scagliando loro addosso un dinosauro. (spedita da marko2008)</span></p>Misthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05780217455817025733noreply@blogger.com145tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21413351.post-85468531748491635322021-05-06T17:50:00.004+02:002021-05-06T17:50:40.808+02:00<p>Chuck Norris può pagare in Goleador. (M)</p>Misthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05780217455817025733noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21413351.post-1315468845312540712020-12-21T16:36:00.002+01:002020-12-21T16:37:04.469+01:00<p><b> </b><span style="background-color: white; color: #202020; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>Il famoso pianista Novecento si esibiva solo sulle navi senza mai scendere perchè sapeva che a terra c'era Chuck Norris.</b> (spedita da brizio)</span></p>Misthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05780217455817025733noreply@blogger.com61tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21413351.post-87437326056081114802020-12-21T16:35:00.001+01:002020-12-21T16:35:35.635+01:00<p><b> </b><span style="background-color: white; color: #202020; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>L'alluce valgo di Chuck Norris è quotato in borsa. </b>(spedita da gabri)</span></p>Misthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05780217455817025733noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21413351.post-26123695953384165652020-07-20T09:18:00.003+02:002020-07-20T09:19:33.092+02:00<img alt="Immagine" height="281" src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EdWWqwDXoAYYmSU?format=jpg&name=small" width="400" /><br />
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<b>Quello che non sanno è che non la indossa per proteggere se stesso dal Covid, ma per proteggere il Covid da Chuck Norris.</b><br />
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Misthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05780217455817025733noreply@blogger.com77tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21413351.post-61677032545836566822020-01-21T13:53:00.000+01:002020-01-21T13:53:05.772+01:00<b>Il T9 del telefono di Chuck Norris è un T-1000</b> <i>(spedita da gabri)</i>Misthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05780217455817025733noreply@blogger.com61tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21413351.post-14420926891636229782020-01-21T13:49:00.002+01:002020-01-21T13:49:40.965+01:00<b>I surgelati di Chuck Norris, in pochi istanti, sono pronti a tutto.</b><i><b> </b>(spedita da Brizio) </i>Misthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05780217455817025733noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21413351.post-58911751196440073582019-11-12T11:09:00.003+01:002019-11-12T11:09:40.134+01:00<span style="background-color: white; color: #202020; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>Quando Satana ascolta un disco dei Black Sabbath al contrario può sentire un messaggio di Chuck Norris. </b>(spedita da il porco)</span>Misthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05780217455817025733noreply@blogger.com101tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21413351.post-61379690966944299592019-11-12T11:08:00.002+01:002019-11-12T11:08:06.917+01:00<span style="background-color: white; color: #202020; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>Chuck Norris può incartare del pesce fresco in un foglio Excel. </b>(spedita da brizio)</span>Misthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05780217455817025733noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21413351.post-34775963620301367962019-11-12T11:06:00.002+01:002019-11-12T11:06:32.819+01:00<b>Chuck Norris non è fatto di atomi. </b>(spedita da homer j)Misthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05780217455817025733noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21413351.post-4388595699466535762019-09-25T08:59:00.001+02:002019-09-25T08:59:19.060+02:00<span style="background-color: white; color: #6a6a6a; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><b>È stato appena annunciato il reboot di Walker Texas Ranger. Nella nuova serie, il ruolo di protagonista che fu di Chuck Norris verrà preso da Chuck Norris.</b> (M)</span><br />
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